I got down from the
taxi and after paying the charges walked towards the entrance of the airport. I
showed the e-ticket printout and the relevant documents as ID proof to the
security people and went into the main hall of the airport.
I was going to
Stockholm and had a transit stop at Vienna and was traveling with my good
friend Samba Shivappa. I looked around and started dialing his number. Before I
could get connected Samba (we call him Samba as Samba Shivappa is a longer
name) was standing in front of me. I scanned him from top to bottom. Samba had
come dressed in a formal 3 piece suit with sun glasses.
I told “Hey Samba looking good man”. I was in
a jean and a casual t-shirt.
He replied “Thank
you. This is my first journey in a plane”.
“What a way to
begin Samba. Your first journey is an international journey” I added.
“If there is a
problem in a bus or a train, we can stop it midway and get down. In case of a
plane we cannot jump out. I am a bit nervous” he told me.
“Hey come on Samba
be practical. A plane is many folds safer than bus or train. The safety
measures are very good and you should not have any such apprehensions” I added.
It took about half
an hour for us to complete the emigration formalities and we walked to the gate
number 15A and sat down on the chairs. Samba told me that he wanted to change
to casuals and went to the wash room and changed his dress from 3-piece suit to
jeans and t-shirt. He sat down comfortably in the chair next to me.
“I heard that
sometimes in mid air the plane starts shaking and it will be very uncomfortable”
he asked.
“It is called
turbulence and it may happen in mid air and I agree that it will be uncomfortable
“I told him.
The conversation
went on for about an hour. In between we walked to the nearby coffee shop and
had a cup of coffee.
The boarding call
was made and we entered the plane and took our seats. Samba sat in the window seat
and I sat next to him. The plane took off and few minutes later the dimmed
lights became brighter and it was announced that seat belts could be loosened
and people could use laptops and other electronic equipments. I loosened the
seat belt and looked out of the window. It was pitch dark as the plane had
started at 00.35 hrs and nothing was visible outside.
Soon the air
hostesses started serving drinks. I looked at Samba and said “Have a peg man.
You can have a pleasant sleep”. He took one glass of whiskey from the air hostess
and started drinking. I had asked for white wine. Samba looked at me and said “what
about groundnuts?”. I laughed and told him that
groundnuts will not be served in mid air. The air-hostess was preparing
the drink for the person sitting in the next seat. Samba finished his drink
fast and anxiously asked her “Madam one more drink please”.
The air-hostess
looked at him and said “One at a time. I am serving the person sitting in front
of you”. I could not hold my laughter back.
I told him “Samba
do not worry. She will give you the drink. You cannot hurry them. They do not do
multi tasking as we do back home. They do one task at a time and do it
perfectly”. The lady gave him his drink. This was followed by dinner and we
went to sleep.
“Coffee sir” the air
hostess said. I woke up and saw out of the window. It was early dawn and it was
very picturesque. I took one cup of coffee from her. I shook Samba and woke him
up. I told him to take coffee.
“Wait I have to go
to the wash room” saying so he went to the wash room. He came back and sat on
his seat. The clouds lined by the orange rays of the sun appeared very
beautiful. Samba looking out of the window with folded hands started chanting
some mantras. After his prayers he looked at me.
“Gods live in the clouds.
Have you not read about it and seen in movies?” he added.
The breakfast was
served and after finishing it we started drinking coffee. Suddenly the plane
encountered turbulence. It was a bit severe and Samba could not hold his coffee
cup tight and coffee fell on his jeans. I looked at Samba. He looked shit
scared. He closed his eyes and I kept my arm on his shoulder to give him
strength. The turbulence stopped and Samba asked me “you told me in the airport
that they will announce in the plane before turbulence but this time they did
not”.
I replied “It is
called CAT or Clear Air Turbulence which generally happens when the plane in
cruising between 23000 – 39000 feet. The frequency of CAT has increased due to
Global Warming.
Anyway you are
30000 feet closer to God. Do not worry if anything happens mid way you can go
to God faster” I told him. Samba was not amused by my answer.
The air hostess
announced that we would be landing in Vienna in about 15 minutes. We fastened
the seat belts.
The plane landed
and on entering the airport I looked at the clock in the airport and adjusted
my watch. I told Samba to hurry up as we were late and may miss the connecting
flight to Stockholm. When we went to the Gate for departure we found that the
plane had left and the next connecting flight was at 2.30 in the noon. The lady
at the counter gave us two coupons for breakfast.
We walked through
the beautiful airport with Samba posing at every shop and asking me to take a
snap with his digital camera. We walked to the nearest restaurant and took the
plate and started filling it with items. I took one slice of brown bread and
one Croissant with cheese and jam. I looked back and found that Samba had
filled his plate with many items. At the counter we handed over the coupons to
the lady. She politely told us that for the coupon we would get only two items
and we had to pay for the rest of the items. I told her to tell the amount for
the extra items Samba had taken. She told me after calculating that the total
would be 20 Euro. Immediately Samba went back kept all the items and took only
one brown bread piece and one Croissant. I asked him why he did so.
He replied “20 Euro
means Rs. 1300. I do not want to pay so much for a breakfast”.
I told him “Samba
we should not calculate the amount by converting to Rupees. If we keep doing so
we will starve ourselves”.
After breakfast we
went back to the Gate from where we were supposed to catch the connecting
flight. Samba told me that he wanted to go to wash room. He got up and went.
Within a minute he came back.
“Finished so soon”
I asked him.
He looked confused.
He said “There is something wrong with the toilet. No bucket, no mug, no tap
and no water”. I understood and walked up to him and explained how the toilets
in Europe would be.
He was not
convinced.
He answered “They
are so rich and build such good airports. Can they not keep one bucket, mug and
a tap with water? It is so costly?”. I had no answer for this.
We took the
connection flight to Stockholm and landed there after about two and half hours.
I finished my trip
and came back to India. After one year I got a call from Samba on my mobile. He
had come to my town. I took my car out and went to the hotel he was staying in.
I was happy to meet him and he was talking about our trip to Stockholm via
Vienna.
“One year has
passed and you have not yet come out of the jet-lag of Stockholm trip” I added.
“ I am getting relocated to Vienna for about 3-4 years. We are doing a
project for a bank there” he told. I wished him the best and went back to my
office.
3 years passed and
I had to go to Vienna to attend a meeting. I was happy that I could meet Samba
there. I called him and asked him to come to the airport at Vienna to meet me. I landed in Vienna airport and after
collecting the check-in luggage from the baggage belt I walked out of the main
hall towards the entrance. I looked for Samba. I had the image of Samba with
well oiled hair and a bulged tummy. To my surprise I saw a totally changed
Samba waiting for me. He had a spiky hairstyle, well sculptured body (should
have been regular to Gym) and was wearing a t-shirt and a short.
“Hi Samba how you
are man” I asked him.
“Call me Sam. I am known as Sam here” He
replied.
I was happy to note that my friend Samba
had transformed himself to Sam within couple of years.
I wanted to know about the availability of the local Sim card for my mobile.
Sam took me to a help desk and started speaking to the lady in German and asked
“wo wir lokale SIM-Karte kaufen?”.
I was amazed as Sam was talking in German comfortably.
We went to the counter and bought the local Sim card. We started walking towards the parking area.
“You have picked up good German Sam” I asked him.
“I have been living here for about three years” he replied. “In this airport?” I questioned.
Sam stopped and said “ I meant I have been living for three years in Vienna and not in the airport”.
Laughing heartily we both proceeded towards the parking area.
Wonderful! Thoroughly enjoyed it!
ReplyDeleteThank you Xavier
DeleteIt is humorous indeed
ReplyDeleteThank you samuel
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